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sheet 02 — your path

Something's broken and nobody will touch it

Easy. First we read what you have. Then we tell you the truth. Only then do we touch anything.

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What's usually going on

The previous company disappeared. We don't.

Code with no documentation, invoices for "maintenance", a phone nobody answers. We've seen the pattern enough times to stay calm about it. You don't need to know what exactly you have — finding that out is part of the job.

Ask:

I'm scared you'll touch one thing and the rest falls over.

That's why we read first. The audit is read-only, and every fix afterwards has a way back.

I'm scared you'll touch one thing and the rest falls over.

That's why we read first. The audit is read-only, and every fix afterwards has a way back.

I don't even know what I have or where.

Normal. We list what exists, who holds access, and what belongs to whom. You get it in writing.

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How we go about it

Audit. Plan. Then a repair — or an honest "leave it".

The audit changes nothing in your system; it only reads. You get a plain-language write-up: what works, what's about to fail, what we'd fix and for how much, and what isn't worth fixing. Every later change is reversible. That's a condition, not a promise. Some closed systems we don't service — we'll say so on the first call and point you to someone who does.

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What it takes

A fixed price for the audit, known before you say yes.

The audit costs a fixed amount depending on the size of what you have. No "it depends" stretched across three meetings. After the repair, most clients stay on a small monthly care plan: hosting, updates, small fixes, a phone that gets picked up. Boring. Boring is good.

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last pass

Talk?

What you picked is already in the message. No need to repeat yourself or write anything formal.

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